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I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and
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hey girl are you a worm because
goddammit. i hit post too early
hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you
actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you
no it wouldn’t that’s nothing
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i’d like to reel you in
hey girl. fish
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What descriptive word would you use to describe this color of hair, as urgently and accurately as possible?
Blond
Brunet
Bread-colored
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Assume you have not forgotten all descriptive words in your moment of need, and that you can speak this language. Regrettably, circumstances do not permit you to spend more than a paragraph scrupulously describing the effect of highlights, and the audience is not necessarily interested in the tiny specific variations of hair color in white people. WHAT COLOR. PICK ONE. GO.
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My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—
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From Positive Magic by Marion Weinstein.
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I don’t know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they’re lined up for execution by duck foot pistol
It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes
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